Because I can, I've set up a poll (above and to the right). It's a new feature offered here at blogger.com, and I might as well be among the first to try it. Sorry for the choice in authors; they were the first ones that came into my head.
UPDATE 7/25: With a whopping 16 votes in, little-known English author Chuck Dickens came out of nowhere to win it all. We'll be sending him a complimentary three-month pass to the warehouse.